Five 

The cutest lil bean. Can (and might) actually kill you. Can jump through space and time. He jumped, but he never acorned. Looks 13, but is actually 58. Loves black coffee and Dolores. Don’t fuck with him.

Person 1:“Oh you know Five?”
Person 2:“Yeah”
Person 1: “AND YOU ARE ACTUALLY ALIVE?!”

Five by dumb hoe 1234 April 17, 2019

Five 

a 58-year-old man trapped in a 13-year-old body
a time traveler
and a badass assassin

go down if you don't understand

(don't take this serious it's a joke for the umbrella academy)

I wanna be a five
He acts like a five

Five by egg,kid April 3, 2019

Five 

Character of the Umbrella Academy comic by Dark Horse. Small boy with the mind of a 58-year-old man, he was trapped in the ruins of Earth for 45 years (give or take), recruited by The Commission as an assassin, and returned to his deranged family in 2019. Upon his arrival home after what was to his siblings 17 years, he attempts to stop the apocalypse running on coffee, alcohol, and the encouragement of a mannequin. He celebrates with margaritas and contemplation of his future.

“Does anyone else see... little Number Five, or... is that just me?”

Five by h3я3.c0m3s.th3.sad1st1c.w13яdo May 13, 2019

five 

fiive: fi-iive, fiii-ve
means: "five bullets and your dead"
famous words from the notorious yet dangerous dz

"shit man ive just been fived"
dam u dead

five by dondz October 23, 2007

Five 

A fine ass nigga that is always Disappearing like you look at him then you look back and he gone. And he got a nice ass.

Damn always pulling a five.

Five by Nam~titties January 25, 2019

Five 

Military Intelligence, Section 5, or MI5, the British Security Service, as shown in the TV show "Spooks" (called "MI-5" in U.S. broadcasts). Responsible for counterespionage and domestic security, roughly analogous to the FBI. Based in Thames House on Millbank, London.

That guy in the suit is in Five, I'm sure of it. See how he's looking at us?

Five by Billy Frank May 28, 2008

five 

fiive: fi-iive, fiii-ve
means: "five bullets and your dead"
famous words from the notorious yet dangerous dz

"shit man ive just been fived"
dam u dead

five by dondz November 8, 2007