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Poetical Masturbation 

The stimulation of poetry used to ejaculate great expressions of the verbal & mental action.
Yo, you should check out Gemeineye on youtube, his poems are like poetical masturbation.
Poetical Masturbation by LLJDP February 2, 2010

poetically damned 

someone so beautiful that their beauty cannot be described in words.
guy 1- dude, have you seen beth today? shes so.... so....
guy 2- dont hurt yourself, mate. that chick is poetically damned. youll blow a fuse if you try describing her.
beth- hey guys ;p whats up?
guy 1&2- uhhhhh *drools*
poetically damned by lorenzo mactire December 27, 2011

Poptical Illusion 

Certain patterns on baggy pants that make a girls butt look larger or even in massive tense
Ashlyn's pants are a poptical illusion
Verb meaning 'to do poetry' in a nonreading manner.
It can range from pretending to be a Shakespearean
actor in one's own residence, to practicing lines in
public in order to memorize poems. The term can
also be an adjective with a different pronunciation.
The verb pronounces the last syllable as 'kate' and
the adjective pronounces the final syllable as 'kit'.
Omaha goes to High Park as often as possible to
poeticate whenever he has a skedded poetry gig.
poeticate by Ward Smith February 16, 2009

pooticals 

Particals of poo most commonly found in farts, guffs, trumps, whizzpops, blue cheese mists or on Donald trumps breath
Jack Till caused Toms red eye by leaving his pooticals on his pillow.
pooticals by Jack_till87 April 13, 2016

poetically down-to-earth 

adj. sl. ironic way of saying someone or something is cheap; euphemism of having no sense of elegance, quality, and breeding.
Mary: How do you like your new dress?

Wilma: It's poetically down-to-earth; how am i supposed to face my friends now?