oofspring

The bastard child you have somehow spawned into this world.

What happened is what shouldn't have happened, and now we have an oofspring.

by Backstroke_ January 21, 2019

Offspring

You are your Mother and Father’s offspring. Offspring is an animal’s young that is produced as a result of sexual intercourse. When applied to humans, offspring is a person’s child or children.

The production of offspring is only possible through sex between a male and a female, also known as heterosexual sex. Thus, heterosexual sex is essential to the survival of humans and the vast majority of animal species, because if there were no new offspring then humans and animals would cease to exist.

Reproduction is the process of producing offspring.

In some animals such as starfish and wasps, offspring are produced asexually.

You are the offspring of your mother and father. They had sex so you could be alive.

by Always striving for Accuracy September 19, 2019

The Offspring

A Southern California based punk band that consists of four members. They have released 7 kick ass albums and one greatest hits album. One of the greatest bands ever.

Time rolls On
Wipe these eyes
Yesterday Laughs
Tommorow cries
-Can't Repeat (2005)

by N////A June 30, 2005

Doofspring

The offspring of a doofus, generally inheriting the intelligence of the parents.

The dumbass at work who swiped my stapler has a picture of his doofspring on his desk. They look as stupid as he does.

by akbiv October 27, 2009

The Offspring

An awesome punk/post-grunge/punk-pop/indie band that formed in 1984 when schoolmates Bryan Keith "Dexter" Holland and Greg "Greg K" Kriesel could not get into a Social Distortion concert; neither of them knew how to play instruments. While Dexter took to guitar, Greg K developed a feel for bass. Later, guitarist Kevin "Noodles" Wasserman, the school custodian, joined for the sole purpose to get them alcohol. Ron Welty, drummer, joined up, though he left the band in 2003 (new drummer is Atom Willard). Since 1984, the Offspring have had seven albums, with one (Smash) introducing them to the mainstream while on an indie label, and a Greatest Hits album coming in June. Also, they'll be in this year's Warped Tour. The Offspring are a talented band and should be applauded for how far they come.

Dude, I can't wait to see the Offspring at Warped Tour!

by Moppeh May 19, 2005

The Offspring

see Offspring

The Offspring rock!

by jimbobjoeshmoe January 4, 2004

the offspring

A fuckin awesome band that a lot of ppl just don't take the time to listen to and learn to appreciate their music, which, by the way, is like an orgasm for the ears! Whoever disagrees can suck my balls.

Some Dick: Man, the Offspring suck!
Someone with Taste: Hey, fuck you man! They kick ass! You can suck my balls!

by fastacious August 25, 2005