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johansen 

That one kid who thought he was black but turned out to be Hispanic.
Oh no did you pull a johansen said Jetzel
johansen by Jesusismynibba July 2, 2018
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Johannelund 

Johannelund, in West Stockholm, Sweden is a station on the Green Rail municipal commuter system.

This municipal railway system was, interestingly, started in 1941, the very same year that some other European railway systems were being bombed out of existence. Doubtless, the tax base that financed this particular railway was likely derived from funds obtained from trading with various warring powers (no need to mention specific countries, is there?).
In the late 20th and early 21st Centuries, a sometimes heated dialogue has emerged in Sweden about the country's former blindness to the midcentury crimes of the Nazis; members of both sides of this dialogue have ridden the Green Rail system, stopping, perhaps, at the Johannelund station, quite possibly unaware of how the funds for the railway system had been originally generated.
In all fairness to the Swedes, nonetheless, it should be pointed out that their country's attitude towards the Nazis was often influenced by the vulnerability of their geographical location. At times in the 1940s, Sweden was completely surrounded by German-controlled countries and, as such, could have been invaded at the drop of ein Stahlhelm (Ger: steel helmut).
Johannelund by Dr Whosis December 12, 2009

johansell 

A funny, tall person who is also the nicest person you'll ever know. He also gets All the girls
OMG! did johansell just walk in? I'm so gonna get a pic of him
johansell by Jennaxakes7783 November 1, 2020

johansen 

The second best name after Niclas. Its said that when Maria gave birth to Jesus she wanted his name to be Johansen, but Joseph didnt agree.
johansen by Slick Slack November 28, 2016

Johansel 

An amazing person who has a large dick while he lured in the ladies all day
Yo I just had Johansel in bed last night he was amazing.
Johansel by OII PAPI March 7, 2019