crim midget

A midgetized midget

Mollie was walking down the street when she accidentally kneed a crim midget

crim midget by Frugglenug September 7, 2014

Cribmidget 

A baby or toddler, another term for a young child.

"Hey, Karen, how's your little cribmidget doing?"
"Sorry, I didn't mean to text you a page and a half of nonsense, the cribmidget got ahold of my phone."

Cribmidget by JustLik3Me November 3, 2019