a straight up 

When someones finger petrudes deeply into one's anus causing a stimulation of the brain, then sending brain waves down to the groin, causing a sudden enlargment of the penis.

Bruh, i got such a straight up from you last night . Your fingers are like magic ass pixies.

a straight up by prick flickers January 16, 2015

Are you a straight up cuzz 

A different way of asking someone if there for real

Guy1"Oh my fucking god i just got hit by 20 trucks"
Guy2"Are you a straight up cuzz"
Rhinoese"nah i dont think he is"
Guy2"ohk what the heaven"

Are you a straight up cuzz by Hunter williams August 23, 2009

Straight up a ho

A subset example of the affects of stripper mentality. Usually a woman who as a stripper became accustomed to making ungodly amounts of money in short time spans. In the process draining men of their possessions and bank accounts. However, now as age has taken hold and beauty has faded she resorts to the oldest make a buck profession. That's right, massage with a happy ending.

Dude: Jake, what's up with your girls mom? She be suddenly frontin a lot of money and new stuff. What gives?

Jake: She's straight up a ho! Giving lonely old men happy ending massages and telling them what they want to hear.

Straight up a ho by T_rump_supporter July 17, 2016

Straight up not having a good time

This is when you’re not having an enjoyable time and you’d rather be doing something else. This is my mood everyday at school.

Me at school

“Bro I am straight up not having a good time”

“Same bro”

Straight up not having a good time by Savethetutlesandioop September 9, 2019

Straight up no word of a lie 

Basically, a long way of saying that something is true. Especially funny if you can get an adult, especially a teacher to say it because it makes them sound like they're trying to be hip. Can also be used in question form (e.g. 2)

Example 1
Person 1) I've finished everything.
Person 2) Really?
Person 1) Straight up no word of a lie

Example 2
Person 1) I've finished everything.
Person 2) Straight up no word of a lie?
Person 1) Hell yeah!

Straight up no word of a lie by Will_100 November 2, 2009

Being a (streight up dumb cunt 

Any girl manes amber cuz they all stupid dumb cunts

Rob: I'm so tired of all these Amber's out there ,Being a (streight up dumb cunt .I can't seem to find a girl who isn't a fucking amber

Being a (streight up dumb cunt by Jelous the name of god March 22, 2023