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Toshitba 

1. Any slow, overpriced, piece of shit computer made in china that crashes for any reason. So delicate and frail that if you get a drop of water on it or get a strain of hair in the keyboard it will begin to have a severe seizure and most likely never work again.

2. Any piece of hardware so useless you might as well wipe your anus with it.
3. An excuse to steal your money.
Guy 1: Awe man! My computer crashed again! Do you know what's wrong with it?
Guy 2: Oh there's nothing wrong with it, its just a Toshitba!
Toshitba by cashlikesmoney June 14, 2013
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Someone who is fun to be around. Loves playing with the ball and generally short. She is the cutest and no body can be mad at her. Boys names that start with A generally like her.
Tushita is so nice.
tushita by Tushita January 24, 2018

tushie tweet 

A twitter message (tweet) that is typed out and sent via your tushie by mistake. Most commonly sent using a mobile device.
Lady Gaga made the phrase popular by responding to her own tushie tweet.

The tushie tweet:
@rafamterra $mkkkppo #andalogobusão®

The response:
Lady Gaga: I think I just tushie-tweeted by mistake! :) sorry! 16 hour 20 min till The Edge of Glory! X
tushie tweet by hausofgengar June 9, 2011
1. n. Commonly accepted cute slang for buttocks.
I'm gonna spank your tushie!
tushie by NYC October 16, 2004

Tushita Moment 

a blanket term for all situations that merit a reaction of disappointment.
Did you hear about that one message that had to be edited ten times before it made sense? What a Tushita Moment.
Tushita Moment by Asian Billy February 8, 2022
A energetic person shy at the beginning but once she is a friend she is freaking awesome
Toshita ist super cool
Toshita by @crazydev99 July 29, 2018