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Steamy Boi 

Steamy Boi by Mother Taco February 8, 2019

Hartford Steam Boiler

noun. - The act of taking a dump in someone else's shower.
Phil: I hate that kid Nate.

Snake: Yeah, at his party tonight we should give him a Hartford Steam Boiler.

Phil: That's a great idea! He only has one bathroom too.

cadbury steam boiler 

A sexual act where the female shoves a Cadbury Creme Egg up the male's ass. The male then crushes it and unleashes an unrelenting torrent of gas to shoot the egg pieces on the female's face.
I gave Susan a Cadbury steam boiler last night and she was really into it!

Hartford Steam Boiler

A warm poo taken outdoors during those harsh Connecticut winters which continues to steam for more than 60 seconds after being dropped. Not to be confused with its much less volatile cousin, The Hartford Steamer, which stops steaming in less than a minute. Also known as the Hartford Boiler or Haaatfud Boilah as the locals say.
One construction worker to another: "Hey Eddie. Did you see that Hartford Steam Boiler Joey dropped in the port-a-jon? He was in there more than 5 minutes ago and that bastard's still steaming"

Where it boils, it's steams 

A nice way to tell a person it's all your fault; to look inward, to fix your problems
Her: "Baby daddies ain't shitt; mine told me: 'if you didn't have sex with bums, you wouldn't have the problem of a baby daddy; do you think this is true.

My response: 'where it boils, it's steams.