Spasticytis 

(Spastic cytis) A condition bought on by the consumption of too much alcohol .
Getting to this level of drunk immediately earns the person triple legend status with honours

Russ is partying hard, won't be long before he suffers from spasticytis

Spasticytis by Sick little wombat November 6, 2017

spastication 

when someone does or makes something completely retarded with no explanation to what just happened and leaves you re evaluating your life

that was complete spastication i am confused

spastication by twkwsaal May 12, 2018

Spasticating 

Spasticating was first used from a not well known author called Crosta_ta. It is an adjective used when someone is faking to have a seizure to make your friends laugh.

Hey look “Bomber Bhat” is spasticating, hahahahaha he is funny

Spasticating by Thotdestroyer24 December 2, 2018

Spastication 

The pinnacle of enjoyment.

I laughed so hard i reached a state of complete spastication

I spasticated to completion

Spastication by Arm_bar_ April 20, 2020