Land seal
Land seal by That one 🅱️🅾️I July 31, 2018
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A mindless liberal automoton who claps and barks like a seal in response to pabulum spewed by like-minded talking heads. A land seal thinks that Bill Maher is witty and irreverent when sharing such comedic brilliance as "Bush is stupid" or "the pope is a nazi." Land seals think that the more vigorously they clap and laugh to such inane commentary, the smarter they appear. Land seals universally want Jon Stewart inside them.
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Land Seal
Land Seal by LocalCheeseMonger February 16, 2018
land seal
A lazy piece of shit who is hungover and requests food as they are out of there natural environment and cant move so they need nourishment.
land seal by Jumanjinegro March 7, 2017
Land seal
A land seal is someone who is fat but also silly, funny and a likeable person, just like the animal.
1: i finally made a new friend!
2: what’s his name?
1: Carlson.
2: can you describe him?
1: he’s chubby and very humorous!
2: like a seal?
1: a land seal to be specific.
2: ok nerd.
2: what’s his name?
1: Carlson.
2: can you describe him?
1: he’s chubby and very humorous!
2: like a seal?
1: a land seal to be specific.
2: ok nerd.
Land seal by Cat sticking out tounge May 5, 2025