Blumprito 

While getting a blumpkin eating a burrito. A hot, nasty, filthy burrito.

I totally got a blumprito in the bathroom of T-Bell.

Blumprito by John speaker November 26, 2010

Bluntrito 

7 blunts in a revolver formation encompassed in an additional blunt wrap.

Charlie: Hey lets smoke 7 blunts!
Kevin: Why dont we just smoke a bluntrito?!

Bluntrito by rudeboymafia December 2, 2013

Blumpatola 

The act of receiving a blowjob while taking a dump and wearing a towel around your head.

Scott enjoyed coming home from work, pulling a towel out of the hamper, and receiving a blumpatola from his partner.

Blumpatola by Blumpster September 3, 2009

Blumpito

Receiving a blow job while you take a dump and eat a burrito.

I really like Doris...she loves Blumpitos!

Blumpito by Chopper Nasty Dog III April 7, 2009

blumpkinoscopy 

Is when a man over the age of 30 gets a colonoscopy and recieves a blow job during the process.

Man : I'm here for my blumpkinoscopy.

Nurse: Ok sir please step up to the table and turn to the side.

Man: Wow this blumpkinoscopy is not near as bad as it thought it would be.

blumpkinoscopy by Timmmmeh May 12, 2010

Blumptology 

The study of anything blumpkin

how in the hell do you know what a blumpcano is? "I studied blumptology for 2 semesters."

Blumptology by blumptologist August 16, 2009

blumptonia 

to be in a land where blumpkins are given on a daily basis.

i went to blumptonia and it was quiet splendiful.

blumptonia by magical master of blumptonia August 7, 2012