Bedectomy 

The necessary act of extracting oneself from the comfort of your bed to start your day.

(Often very difficult for those who are unemployed)

"I really need a bedectomy, It's 11:00am and I'm still laying in my bed watching TV!"

Also referenced in the Active Leisure Unemployment Blog

Bedectomy by Active Leisure August 12, 2009

bellectomy 

Surgical procedure to remove one's bellend

If you dont stop pissng me off im going to give you a bellectomy

bellectomy by Owen Hastings July 26, 2005

Bosectomy 

The complete removal of a Bose stereo system from one's car in order to replace it with a system of actual quality.

After I give my G35 a Bosectomy, I'm going to put a system in that doesn't sound like over-marketed, over-priced shit.

Bosectomy by sir_rapture June 24, 2009