Ass-Joking 

A silly statement or remark that makes oneself or another person look incompetent or sarcastic

Are you Ass-Joking yourself?

Ass-Joking by jopl March 17, 2013

Joking my ass

Joking my ass - something so Preposterous that my ass isn’t confident with the premise. Therefore if Jacob says I done caught 5 alligator last night… Jacob your joking my ass!

Mike done fucked sally!
Wait wait hold up you joking my ass ?

Joking my ass by Big daddy 29 July 13, 2022

jocking on your bitch ass 

the act of kidding
just kidding

fat girl: i am always the third wheel
skinny girl: girl, you the third and fourth wheel
fat girl: i am sick of the fat jokes
skinny girl: i am just jocking on your bitch ass fellow homosapien of the world

jocking on your bitch ass by lawandra likeanigga smith March 30, 2008

asstoking 

When someone inhales someone’s ass hole like taking a hit from a bong to get high. It only works with heavily addicted intravenous fentanyl users.

I ran out of drugs so I tried asstoking for the first time and not only did I get well I got high af. She must have a high tolerance for her farts to get me high.

asstoking by Tina’s August 15, 2020