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A flaming agnostic homosexual with a bad Scottish accent who's having an identity crisis. Thinks he's half Scottish, half Californian and is looking for a date to the marine ball. Loves Air Jordans more than actual air and can be seen wearing a fake leather jacket he found in the women's section at forever 21. Think that PS I love you took place in Scotland and looks like a high version of a leprechaun.
Me: Why were you flirting wih that other girl?
Ashston *as he's touching another girl's ass*: I wasn't, I was fooking trying not to get hit!
Ashston by lmap7492021 October 1, 2018
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Ashton Irwin

The drummer in the sexy as hell band 5 Seconds Of Summer and a sex god. He is know for his giggle that makes him sound like a little school girl and he is known to have a daddy kink according to the 5sosfam
"Have you heard of that band 5 Seconds Of Summer?"
"Yeah. The drummer Ashton Irwin is sexy as hell"

Ashton Irwin

He is so funny kind and caring. He used to self harm but stopped because of the Fans. He drew a butterfly on a fans self harm cuts to help her stop.
Ashton Irwin by 5sosdaisiecalm August 22, 2016

Ashton Irwin

Ashton Irwin is the drummer and one of 4 vocalists in the Australian band 5 Seconds of Summer. Ashton is known for his signature giggle that makes him sounds like 4 year old girl. And he is often shipped with his 3 band mates and is known for having a daddy kink.

Ashton Irwin

Ashton Irwin is in a band called 5 Seconds of Summer. He is the sex god of drumming. He is Austrailian. His smile makes you stop breathing. He is the sexiest man alive and is basically living sex.
Random: Have you heard of 5 Seconds of Summer?

Fan: Yeah, their drummer Ashton Irwin is walking sex