A coops 

The act of not knowing how to speak a language and acting amazingly retarded While being ones own gay lover. A coops has an enormous penis with a cock stud.

Guy: “Hey look it’s A coops he must have an enormous penis”
A coops: “ben r fat”” and u r fuck up”

A coops by Ben Allman August 28, 2018

Swallow a chopstick 

It is used when someone cannot deal with his/her emotions because something overwhelming happened to him/her.

I have a long homework to do for tomorrow, I wanna swallow a chopstick.

Swallow a chopstick by thecreepywhale May 31, 2018

a cooks louse 

Parasite, sticks to a cook doing all the prep, and shit cores ,

This idot is a cooks louse .

a cooks louse by TWISTEDBURNER August 29, 2023

Two chops and a tank 

Growing out your side burns, pork chops, an mustache to create one combined slice of heaven. Must have a carved out foo man an neck beard to be official. Don't be surprised when you rock this work of art to get multiple explicit requests from random women.

Two chops and a tank

Two chops and a tank by Twochopsandatank November 28, 2012