9k

The act of arresting someone for 9,000 seconds, which is the max time.

Originates from ROBLOX roleplaying games, where the maximum time police can arrest a crminal for is 9,000 seconds.

Just 9ked DraycoDrum. Signing off. Remember to 9k GlockDrum.

9k by fboy1234321 June 24, 2017

9k account 

Type of Instagram shitposter (or Twitter but mostly popular on IG). Closely related to Groyper accounts. 9k’s are a denomination meant to be more esoteric and therefore less noticeable to the banhammer of Zuck. Many Groyper accounts get purged as soon as an Instagram janny notices their telltale fat fucking frog pfp and name like “____groyper” or some other retarded spelling like “qroyp” or “qroyb”. Some 9k accounts will use Groyper pfps and others will use different types, 9k accounts take pride in their original characters and will often incorporate them into their OC. Furthermore, many 9k accounts are not as extreme as the real groypers, but this is not always the case. A good number of 9k accounts have never even watched people like Fuentes and barely get involved with politics. Instead LARPing or ranting about esoteric autist shit that nobody else in the world cares about, or simply making art for their frens.

Autistic frog 1: “Hey brother. You checked out Potato9k’s new post?”

Autistic frog 2: “oh shit, his account is gone… qan’t believe this traqedy…. Stupid fucking nigger shouldn’t have used such an obvious Groyper styled pfp.”

Autistic frog 1: “yeah… well Rhodesia9k is still up”

Autistic frog 2: “fuck that bro, that guy is a fucking cringe troglodyte… I honestly don’t want to engage with another 9k account”

Autistic frog 1: “agreed… let’s go masturbate in tandem to pictures of Nick Fuentes”

Autistic frog 2: “On my way!”

9k account by blackpilledbuckbreaker November 26, 2021

9k Cool

An extra dramatic way of saying saying very cool in a sarcastic manner.

Me: Brah, I just got some new Jay's.

Friend: 9k Cool Brah.

9k Cool by Ck logger May 6, 2019

Clan 9k 

The most epic group of hooligans you'll ever come across.

Cliffjumper: uh Clan 9k just accidentally blew up the school
Fragbomb: Served those kids right

Clan 9k by Cliffjumper9k December 8, 2020

9kgrandesss 

9kgrandesss is a amazing,friendly and kind tiktoker. She is a fanpage for the one and only Ariana Grande. Occasionally she posts edits. She has accomplished to gain over 1000 followers.

Person A: ‘ Ohh I love 9kgrandesss content’
Person B: ‘ Same I love them’

9kgrandesss by 9kgrandesss June 17, 2021

9KLIVI 

9KLIVI is a good roblox creator I love her tiktok and her roblox acc!

9KLIVI Is a good creator

9KLIVI by dtbmiyah May 4, 2021

9K111 

Similar to MiG-15. It's an anti tank missile nicknamed "fagot", just like the MiG-15 is also nicknamed "fagot". A cryptic way for us military nerds to call someone a faggot without them knowing.

You're a 9K111.

9K111 by СукаБлять February 13, 2024