earth day

A day to recognize and respect the environment, started by a republican in the 60's and now owned by middle age hummer driving gas guzzlers who once a year put on tie die shirts and gather for lunchbreak photos to absolve themselves of all environmental sins and pretend that they have a fucking clue.

What color tie die shirt you wearing to work tomorrow for earth day? I was going to wear my green and black one, but it got all dirty last weekend when we were hunting whooping cranes.

earth day by Spun Runner April 22, 2005

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Earth Day

An excuse to turn off the electricity of an item when it is most needed

Max : Dude, I don't feel like going out, I got a ton of work to do.

(Goes back to working on website)
Jorge : Alright man, no worries.
(On the way out, walks over to Electrical box)
Jorge : (nonchalant tone of voice) I forgot to tell you, it's Earth Day.
(Flips switch for Max's room)
Max : Are you fucking kidding me???

Earth Day by AnAngryRoomate May 14, 2011

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Earth Day

Celebrated every April 22nd, Earth Day lifts the arrogant crowd of self-proclaimed planet savers to the status of days... As if the 4 1/2 billion year old terrestial body gave two shits about the effect of some pathetically self-centered assholes on its surface who basically just got here.

Al Gore will grow large enough to fuck the planet by Earth Day!

Earth Day by AethiesticDiety April 20, 2009