vagitable 

Another word for vagina. (Based from the word, vagitarian, one who strictly eats vaginas. Vagitarian comes from the word vegetarian, one who strictly eats vegetables.)

Lesbian mom: Eat your vagitables everyday so you can grow big and strong! Like a real dyke!
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Vagitable Ad: One bottle of vagitable juice contains 8 servings of vagitables!
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Chelsea: How did you lose so much weight? You look great!
Olivia: I became a vagitarian.

vagitable by Chelicopter October 21, 2010

Vagitable 

Vegetable sticks which are tactically handed out in strip clubs; usually served with an accompanying dip that is widely rumoured to contain female stripper ejaculate. The main purpose of these vegetables sticks is to mimic the act of fellatio resulting in the arousal of male customers. Once aroused, customers are more susceptible to parting with their cash in order to have some vagina shaken in their face. However, irritated bowels are often a side effect associated with vagitable consumption, usually arising from the dip.

Cheryl: Ahhh, my poo is so liquidy this morning!

Slams: Maybe you should have eased up on those vagitables last night at the titty bar!

Vagitable by dopeyg812 May 20, 2010

Vagitable 

A type of vegetable. Can be related with vaginas and usually only liked with beef.

Me: "Why don't you like vegetables?"
James: "I only like vagitables with beef, like EW."

Vagitable by Acrimonyyy August 13, 2017

Vagitable 

Any vegetable that can be used as a dildo.

Vagi-table.

No woman over the age of 30 should be without a vagitable in their fridge.

Vagitable by Doctor Benway 69 May 24, 2023

vaginablaster 

When you stick the male reproduction organ very fast into the Vagina/women reproduction organ. That the organs in the women specimen explode in motion

She is walking strange she must have been vaginablaster

vaginablaster by MLG quickscoper May 3, 2015

vegatable 

One who is incapable of movement

Trent is a vegatable

vegatable by John1424 January 26, 2017

Mayonnaise is not a vegetable 

Only the most educated of people can understand that mayonnaise is not a vegetable and know that it is also not a state of mind

That kid looks smart he probably knows that mayonnaise is not a vegetable

Mayonnaise is not a vegetable by Mayonnaise is not a vegetable September 10, 2019