gebhardt 

when someone takes it hard in the ass.

-"Did you see Matt after last night?"
-"Yeah, he really got gebhardt."

gebhardt by bdix March 23, 2008

Gebhardt Syndrome 

characterized by an accidental long distance relationship, resulting from the hope of a hookup which inevitably fails. the syndrome affects about 1 in 4 males ages 14-16 and occurs from days at a mall, track meet, and any area where girls will live far away from said males. this often results in unwanted conversations with girls that the person is quite sick of, and usually requires drsatic measures to keep the guy interested, such as a nude webcam show from a close friend.

Dude 1: Bro how'd it go with that chick you were just mackin?
Dude 2: So good man I got her number and I'm definately gonna get with her.

*2 hours later*

Dude 1: What happened to that chick from before?
Dude 2: Didn't have time to get with her, she had to catch a plane back to London.
Dude 1: Wow dude she lives in fucking London? Why does this always happen to you?
Dude 2: Idk man...Gebhardt Syndrome at its finest.

Gebhardt Syndrome by cumguzzlingnativeamerican June 24, 2009

Mr. Gebhardt 

A lanky, tall, and dark bearded man in his 30s, who wear glasses from the 90s.

He is also the best Latin teacher in all of the state of NJ. He is currently employed by Ridge High School. His favorite band is My Bloody Valentine and he keeps scary paper mache busts and barbie & ken dolls representing dead Roman folks, billion year old projects, and an "ashes of problem students" jar in his classroom.

mr. gebhardt shaves once a month.

mr gebs: "...it is intense. like shaving."

Mr. Gebhardt by Born Nameless February 20, 2009

Mr.Gebhart

The biggest fucking asshole of a teacher who usually has a small dick and has no respect for mankind.

Bill: Dude I got Mr.Gebhart for Language
Tom:Dude your so fucked.

Mr.Gebhart by TheBat9000 November 15, 2017

Dick Gephardt 

A congress man from Missouri, whose facial chararteristics resemble an unborn fetus.

(A young couple at their first sonigram for their unborn baby) Gee, Peg, our baby resembles Dick Gephardt!

Dick Gephardt by Z-girl January 22, 2004

Gerhardt 

A German name which I solely own amongst the entirety of humanity and had to make an urban dictionary entry for.

"Hi, my name is Gerhardt."
"Garret?"
No, Gerhardt.

Gerhardt by $GMUNNAY$ June 7, 2019

Gebhart 

Bag o' dicks.

That guy is wearing skull and cross bone Crocs.. What a Gebhart.

Gebhart by lalalwwasdfas February 16, 2019