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treadmill 

1. A gym machine used to keep fit.

2. a suggestive word often used by mothers to their kids to get off the internet, quit webcamming and being a luvoe and get on the damn treadmill, and start sweating it off.
"ahh marcie alis ka nga dyan, at mag treadmill ka naman, webcam na webcam ka dyan eh"

translates: " ahhh marcie get out of here, and get on the bloody treadmill will ya you sheila and get off the damn webcam"
treadmill by m0oks March 17, 2008
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The definition of being a Graphic Designer. Make the design, show the design, customer changes the design, make the changes, show the changes, customer changes the changes back to the first design, change things back, show first design, customer changes the design to whole new direction, make new design, show new design, customer changes design back to first one... and on and on and on.
Good God that agency has got me running on the damn treadmill. By the time they pick a design I'll have retired.
treadmill by Kyle Bellamy December 13, 2006

Treadmill 

A secret code name used for when you are fuckin your ex boyfriends best friend.
"My god, my treadmill is fuckin crazy in bed."
"Last night my treadmill and I had a great fuckin work out...he has a big cock"
Treadmill by porcupine November 24, 2003

Treadmill 

Treadmill is a nickname for Trell!! If a girl likes you and your name is Trell , she’ll call you treadmill.
girl treadmill

trell who tf- yessss???
girl fuck me 😂
Treadmill by Alien #67 July 17, 2019

treadmill 

when you are having sex in the same manner for extended periods of time
i was treadmillin' dat hoe all night

treadmill drafting 

The act of finding the hottest girl in the gym doing cardio, and going behind her to enjoy the view. A common practice among fat men who lack the natural motivation to exercise. Only works when treadmills/ellipticals/bikes are organized in rows.
Wow, i was treadmill drafting behind that chick for the past half hour. She is definitely not wearing any underwear.
treadmill drafting by pascooby June 14, 2011

Treadmill effect 

When a blazed person walks outdoors and it appears that buildings are coming towards him/her rather than him/her walking towards the buildings. This gives the illusion that the earth is a huge treadmill and the person is not moving from where he/her is walking.
Person A - God damn! it seems like the movie theaters is coming towards me even tho I'm walking towards it.

Person B - It's the treadmill effect.
Treadmill effect by RJ1992 April 20, 2009