Skip to main content

i'd hit it 

Formerly a slang phrase referring to a male's stated prediliction toward sexual relations with a previously identified female, the phrase has now come to refer to an individual's stated desire to perform sexual relations with a (typically McDonald's) hamburger.

Background: An unfortunate McDonald's advertising campaign, circa early 2005, developed under the assumption that the use of urban lexicon might appeal to a previously underrepresented demographic, i.e., the burger-fetishists.
"Double Cheeseburger? I'd hit it. I'm a Dollar Menu guy."

(McDonald's advertising copy, used without permission.)
i'd hit it by aluxeterna April 12, 2005

I'd hit it 

Vernacular commonly used by males, meaning, «I would NOT MIND having sexual relations with that woman.»

There's a big difference between «I'd hit it..." and "I'd definitely hit it!"; same as between «I'd do her.» and «I'd definitely do her!»

The first sentence indicates that the person who is speaking is moderately interested in the woman in question. The second sentence indicates that the person is considerably interested in the woman, and might swoop down for the kill, if given the opportunity.
Situation #1:

«Wow, is Halle Berry hot, or what?!»
«Yeah, I'd hit it...»

Situation #2:
«Wow, is Halle Berry hot, or what?!»
«Shit yeah, I'd definitely hit it!»
I'd hit it by Marquis de Carabas January 17, 2005

i'd hit it 

I'll have sex with her but I'll be damned if I respect her.
Guy #1: "Man, she's sexy and from what I've heard smart too! I'd like to take her out, embark on a loving long term relationship, and maybe one day, when my words can no longer express how I feel, make beautiful love to her."
Guy #2: "I'd hit it, but if she tries to talk to me after I'll change my number."
i'd hit it by HRH January 3, 2005

I'd Hit it 

Vernacular. Expresses a desire to have sexual relations, usually from the dominant/giving aspect rather than the submissive/receiving one. Implies a lack of personal respect / emotional investment for the person to be "hit." Exact phrase is necessary to carry the meaning. Division, alteration or attempt to use in a literal sense may result in misunderstanding and ridicule.

Common mistakes are made when refering to "a hit" as in a dose of a (usually illegal) non-food chemical compound, or physically striking an object. In such cases, it is preferable to use the actual word for the object to be "hit" over the pronoun "it."
Right: "That girl over there? Yeah, I'd hit it."

Wrong: "Who has the bong? I'd hit it!"
I'd Hit it by TC April 12, 2005

i'd hit it 

Announcing you would straight up stuff a bitch.
Guy 1:"Shit man, look at that bitch over there."
Guy 2:"Dude, she could stand to lose a few."
Guy 1:"Fuck dude...I'd hit it."
i'd hit it by Troy "SlasherMcGee" September 19, 2005

i'd hit it 

Referring to someone you would have sexual interaction with.
Alyssa:"Check out that hot guy over there"
Ryan:"yah he's a looker"
Alyssa:"i'd hit it"
i'd hit it by Alyssa12 May 5, 2006