spanish inquisition 

1) A very clever sketch performed by the Monty Python boys consisting of a group of blundering cardinals dressed in silly red hats who laugh diabolically and torture unsuspecting english persons with dish-drying racks. Amongst their weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms...
2) What nobody expects.

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!

spanish inquisition by jiffy pop May 18, 2004

Spanish Inquisition 

No one expects it.

Cardinal Ximenez: "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

Spanish Inquisition by Spounge84 August 16, 2011

spanish inquisition 

when you are being interrogated/questioned ruthlessly by an individual or individuals.

Girlfriend: where were you last night?
me: at home.
Girlfriend: why didn't you answer my calls?
me: my phone was dead.
girlfriend: well why didn't you call?
Me: damn! what the hell is this??? the Spanish inquisition???

spanish inquisition by Durty Hutchinson March 4, 2008

Spanish Inquisition 

Ruthless inquisitors who use such
torture as poking with soft cushions and forcible seating in a comfy chair.

*I* don't know - Mr Wentworth just told me to come in here and say that there was trouble at the mill, that's all - I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.

Spanish Inquisition by Kid A February 8, 2004

Spanish Inquisition 

Heterosexual sex act wherein a man licks a woman’s pussy from behind, and his nose brushes against her asshole. The woman then clenches her ass cheeks and exclaims, “got your nose!”

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Spanish Inquisition by Han’s blaster February 15, 2023

Spanish Inquisition 

It was.... an unpleasant surprise for non-Christians...

People: (are not Christian)
Spanish: Have you ever had an unexpected war?
People: No...
Spanish: WOULD YOU LIKE TO? (Spanish Inquisition)

Spanish Inquisition by BigPokemon November 3, 2020

spanish inquisition 

a heterosexual lovemaking position wherein:

• the man ejaculates inside the woman just before she is about to orgasm
• then unexpectedly performs oral sex to finish her off
• finally, shouts "nobody expects the spanish inquisition!"

Example 1:
He felt guilty about finishing before she did, so he made amends by performing the Spanish Inquisition.

Example 2:
Man: <performs the spanish inquisition>
Woman: wow, well, i certainly didn't expect that
Man: nobody expects the spanish inquisition!

spanish inquisition by Team Moxie September 2, 2013