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palmquist 

one who jerks off while his roomates are sleeping while picturing have sex with grandmother
Oh man, i caught my roomate pulling a palmquist when i was sleeping last night.
palmquist by BoomerMcnasty October 2, 2007
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ila palmquist 

ila palmquist by Ramones4ever!! September 27, 2003

malmquist 

“She’s such a Malmquist.”
malmquist by ThatBobbyBitch January 21, 2021
One who specializes in hand jobs.
"Dude, I am so stressed out right now. I think i need to go see a palmist"

"I could sure use a visit from palmala handerson "
palmist by Sammiepete October 8, 2013

palmistry 

a state of reading ones lines in the palm to discover a true character of person and any future trends. a reliable method for discovering also their strengths and weaknesses and inherit abilities at birth and how they apply them to present. everyone has different lines in the hand and they change as the person evolves.
experts can read and understand palmistry
palmistry by sajtion March 15, 2012
1. What Sleepy Joe Biden said instead of 'psalmist'

2. What the majority of users here who sit around all day writing and reading definitions (speaking from experience) probably are.
1. I can't believe Sleepy Joe Biden said 'palmist' instead of 'psalmist', what a fucking idiot he needs to be in a home somewhere.

2. I used to be a palmist but now I have a steady girlfriend.
Palmist by Icy Wyte June 20, 2022