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palmquist 

one who jerks off while his roomates are sleeping while picturing have sex with grandmother
Oh man, i caught my roomate pulling a palmquist when i was sleeping last night.
palmquist by BoomerMcnasty October 2, 2007

ila palmquist 

ila palmquist by Ramones4ever!! September 27, 2003

malmquist 

a fucking bitch
“She’s such a Malmquist.”
malmquist by ThatBobbyBitch January 21, 2021
One who specializes in hand jobs.
"Dude, I am so stressed out right now. I think i need to go see a palmist"

"I could sure use a visit from palmala handerson "
palmist by Sammiepete October 8, 2013

palmistry 

a state of reading ones lines in the palm to discover a true character of person and any future trends. a reliable method for discovering also their strengths and weaknesses and inherit abilities at birth and how they apply them to present. everyone has different lines in the hand and they change as the person evolves.
experts can read and understand palmistry
palmistry by sajtion March 15, 2012
1. What Sleepy Joe Biden said instead of 'psalmist'

2. What the majority of users here who sit around all day writing and reading definitions (speaking from experience) probably are.
1. I can't believe Sleepy Joe Biden said 'palmist' instead of 'psalmist', what a fucking idiot he needs to be in a home somewhere.

2. I used to be a palmist but now I have a steady girlfriend.
Palmist by Icy Wyte June 20, 2022
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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