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Whip Cream Blast 

To insert whip cream into a girls ass then have her fart it back onto your face

Beastwipe 

When you take a massive shit and go to wipe, but you don't realize your Hulk-like strength and destroy the toilet paper in your hand. Then you continue to wipe your ass with your bare hand.
Oh man, I was in the bathroom the other day and totally had to beastwipe. My hand still fucking smells.
Beastwipe by Urghat April 24, 2010

whippin' a beat 

The art of magically beating off with you OWN hand.
Dude...You caught me whippin' a beat!!!
whippin' a beat by Zmac March 6, 2008