connelling 

Being unable to come to a decision on a purchase and constantly seeking advice from others to the extent of being extremely annoying. Then, going in the opposite direction of that advice.

Mark - "I'm thinking of getting a new iPod. I can't decide between the iPod Touch or the 80GB"
Friend - "You should get the touch"
Mark - "But what if I bump it at the gym while working out"
Friend - "Then get the 80GB"
Mark - "But I don't have that many songs to fill it up"
Friend - "I think you should still get the iPod Touch"
Mark - "I think I'll get the Zune"
Friend - "Ugh! Quit connelling!"

connelling by Rochester June 19, 2008

Connelling 

See Connaling

The act of masterbabtion

Go look at connaling to define Connelling

Connelling by General Spoon April 16, 2008

Connelling 

Exaggerating and bending the truth in order to make situations work more favourably for the Conneller. In some cases the truth is completely taken out.

After making a big mistake, Dave used the technique of Connelling so others would look more favourably upon him.

Connelling by Linguini greg February 24, 2023

connecting the bots 

A reference to all the Russian-based bots, that when all connected, lead straight to Putin and therefore, Putin’s Bitch.

All of the low-level thugs paid to make it all happen has made it especially easy to track them and so now we are all finally connecting the bots!

connecting the bots by Dr Bunnygirl October 21, 2019

sean connerying

The act of pronouncing "s" as "shhh" accidentally. Usually occurs during times of stress due to excessive mental exhaustion/stimulation.

Girl One: "You have to realize, thish ish the mosht shtreshful time of year...."

Girl Two: "lol, you are sean connerying!"

sean connerying by moneytoys November 26, 2010

Simon Cowelling

When you tell someone you don't like something........ YOU LOVE IT!!!!!

I don't like pickles........ I LOVE THEM!
I don't like your shoes.... I LOVE THEM!
I don't like reubens-world.com...... I LOVE IT!!!!
Hey Dave, I don't like your bushy overgrown eyebrows..... I LOVE THEM!!! they're so soft and fluffy!
I really don't like your TMNT outfit..... I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!""$&^%$£"$£"!"!"!£

Basically this is known as "Simon Cowelling".

Simon Cowelling by Reubens-world September 6, 2013

Cowbelling 

The act of a male pegging another male with a flaccid appendige.

I have a sickness and the only cure is more cowbelling

Cowbelling by HandyBell69 January 27, 2017