On prime 

As fast as possible; within two days; pronto; ASAP

Yo dawg, it's raining all week. I need that windshield wiper install on prime!

On prime by chucci253 December 13, 2020

Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month 

something that many, many people would like to tell people

"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."

Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month by Earthling hates you March 3, 2021

Caviar at fish stick prices on McDonald's speed 

The sentence expresses incredulity about whether someone expects to receive high-quality service comparable to the price of caviar (luxury) but delivered as quickly as service at McDonald's (known for fast food).

Do they expect services like Caviar at fish stick prices on McDonald's speed?! - Gilfoyle

Caviar at fish stick prices on McDonald's speed by C.Gilfoyle July 3, 2024

The Price Is On The Can

A saying from the last TV show Atlanta referring to Arizona iced tea cans having the 99 cent price on the can.

1.49? But the price is on the can tho.
The price is on the can tho.

The Price Is On The Can by Jimithy johnston May 17, 2022