1. When someone has a dick where their clitoris
should be.
2. A dick that is less than one inch in length.
3. An
extremely annoying person who follows cooler people and throws his loser friends away to try to be cool.
1. I wanted to
fuck that girl but she is so big and manly
I'm afraid she might have a Va-Johnson
2. "Dont tell anyone, but I measured my dick and it's a Va-Johnson!"
3. "Mike, stop being a Va-Johnson and stop following
EVERYONE!"