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Wet Jacket in a Condom Cave 

When a man is going down on a woman and sucks out a condom from the last guy she was with.
"Dude I couldn't believe it, that bitch had a wet jacket in a condom cave and I found it!"

Wet jacket in a condom cave 

The act of a man performing oral sex on a woman and finding a condom inside of her from the last man she had intercourse with and sucking it out in his mouth.
"I didn't even know she was with another man, until I found a wet jacket in a condom cave!"

fuck you in the jacket 

Is used to express an amagamation of emotion. Included among these are love, confusion, and hateful passion.

frog in a unicorn ski jacket 

An uncoftorble sex position involving toads
"Last night me and my boy friend did the frog in a unicorn ski jacket it was horrible "

Bob Saget in a leather jacket 

Sit down in a reclinable armchair and proceed to have sex with your partner. Right before you finish, suddenly recline the armchair backwards while simoultaniously sitting upright, headbutting your partner as hard as you can in order to knock them out. Remove yourself from under them, but keep them laying face down in the armchair. Write the name of your closest bro on their buttcheeks then leave the scene. From that point on, have your bro claim he was the one who did it to your partner.
Girl: Did you leave me to die on that armchair?

Bro: What are you talking about?

Best Bro: Nope, I did that.

Girl: Bob Saget in a leather jacket!

JackedInsanity 

Some Mexican that thinks he's cool cause he can hop a 500 meter wall in .1 seconds while stealing your tacos. Likely to be deported soon.
Call border patrol. We have a JackedInsanity problem.
JackedInsanity by JackedInsanity February 26, 2017