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frosted mini-weed 

Weed that has so much THC on it it looks like it's frosted, like the frosted mini-wheat cereal
Damn these purps are some frosted mini-weed

Frosted Mini Spooners 

Noun: Frosted Mini Spooners- Generic cereal made by Malt-O-Meal, modeled after Shredded Mini Wheats.

Sexual Act: Frosted Mini Spooner- A midget slathered in semen, hugging you as you sleep.
Mike loves his Frosted Mini Spooners.

Mike loves his Frosted Mini Spooner.
Frosted Mini Spooners by Tazfan800 October 21, 2007

Frosted Mini Wheat 

I busted all over him, turned him into a frosted mini wheat.
Frosted Mini Wheat by Taztim September 13, 2022

Frosted Mini Wheat 

Fros-ted Mini Wheat
Function: noun

1 : A woman who, after checking her out from one side looks hot, but when she turns around is seriously busted.
Guy 1: Yo, that chick over there in the tight jeans is bangin'. I would totally mow that ass."

Guy 2: Dude, she's a frosted mini wheat. Wait 'till she turns around.

Girl in tight jeans: (turns around)

Guy 2: Oh shit! (nearly pukes.)

Frosted Mini Bitches 

This phrase was born in Little Rock, Arkansas. This is a straight up insult. It should be used when you are trying to cause a fight. Actually, should only be used when trying to provoke a fight!
"Okay you frosted mini bitches. Bring it the fuck on!"

"You frosted mini bitches couldn't find your way out of a shoe box."

"What a bunch of frosted mini bitchs."

"If you weren't such a frosted mini bitch, we would be finished by now."