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The Backyarder 

When you bring home a chick for some ass, who is just way too ugly to let your roommates see what you are about to get into. You just fuck her in the Backyard instead of inside the house.
Ave: "Dude I got this chick the other night."
Zach: "Oh Yeah, I didnt see her come in?"
Ave: "Fuck NO!! I gave that chick 'The Backyarder'!!"
Zach: "Damn, she was that nasty huh?!?!"
Ave: "Yeah bro, yeah!"
Zach: "Niceeeee"
The Backyarder by Nut Zach March 23, 2008
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Giant Death-Ray In The Backyard 

1)Boredom.
2)to have a GDRITBY: to be bored,
3)to build a GDRITBY, to kill time,
4)to be a GDRITBY, to be an amusing waste of time, an easy ride, or a complete wank.
(it is considered a faux-pass to specify possesion of the backyard in question)
Of Washington D.C./VA/MD (USA) regional origin, generaly thought to have been inspired by an episode of Myth-Busters, and; or the ramblings of a random meth-head who works in a drivethru.
"What are you doing Friday?"
"Not much, just building a giant death-ray in the backyard."
"Indeed."

Skunk in the backyard 

When some stinky smell is coming out from the butt part of the body.
Being farty, having flatulence, cut the cheese.
Having excessive stomach or intestinal gas which can result in passing of gas from the rectum.
"Gosh ! I had Korean food for lunch, and now I feel like I have a skunk in the backyard"

Donut in the backyard 

To fuck a girl anally through a donut. jizz on the donut and serve it to her for a tasty treat!
Tiffany really went to town on that "Donut in the backyard" last night!

The Backyard Puppets 

Greatest band of all times featuring two electric triangles.

Formerly known as Scotty and the Felsenfelds
Mitch: Are you busy tonight?
Janet: Heck yea, I am going to see the The Backyard Puppets
Josh: No way, TBYP is so awesome!
The Backyard Puppets by D-Na February 23, 2008

Free Shake at the Backyard Burger 

"doggy style sex you didn't expect with a girl who has a hot butt"
"Yo man, I came home and went out back and my neighbor was working in her garden, when I saw her from behind I told her how fine she was and ended up getting a free shake at the backyard burger!"

The Backyardigans 

The best kid's show in 2021 all because of TikTok I guess, but they got some good songs like Castaways, Into the Thick of It, and International Spy, the Backyardigans doesn't mean fucking 3 animals, no way
Person 1:Hey, do you know the song, Castaways?
Person 2: Yeah, it's by The Backyardigans!
Person 1: Oh, cool, but doesn't that mean..?
Person 2:Nah, it doesn't
The Backyardigans by UrMom184 June 13, 2021