mini mosher 

a mini mosher is a ten to thirteen year old youth, who belives that they are being special/different by dressing the same as shitty bands like good charloote and evanecence, they only like mainstreem faker pop wanna b rock music, that they buy from tesco. they are not the future of rock and i hate them all,

terms mini moshers use
*do u like my key chain, i think it makes me look so different/hard,
*letz mosh 2 evanecence they rock, dont mess my hair up thow,, ma mummy dun it
*fuckin diiiiirty townies every where (dissapointing fact but true, in 6 months time you WILL b cum 1)

mini mosher by benton February 29, 2004

Mini Mosher 

11-14 year old kid who seems to think that they are different sumhow by dressin in black band hoody thats about 10 sizes to big for them(slipknot,marylin manson etc),humerosly baggy jeans, or anova favourite,cut offs or board shorts displayin stripy soxs underneath-coz its cool.also,must have shoes r vans,possibly DC's u dont have em,ur sooo not different.the accesory must haves are keychains,bout 145 shagbands up each arm,spike bracelet and beads round neck.natural habitat is usually the mall or McDonalds in large groups runnin round makin as much noise as possible,trin to look like they dont give a shit when really,they jus look like dicks.they also love givin hugs to just about EVERYONE,even ppl they dont kno

#1'hey you wana go crash the mall?'
#2'hey sure dude,but only afat we go to McDonalds to get a happy meal so i can get a free toy to play with and give a name to'
#1'cool dude....hey,have i givin you a free hug today?...'

Mini Mosher by xXxspockxXx April 23, 2005

mini mosher 

Little people who try to be rockers etc by dressing in clothes they got thier mummy to buy. However, they are sometimes so cute you want to yake them home and put them on display.

Look! Mini mosher listening to slipknot! Lets add him to our collection...

mini mosher by Christopher Duffill December 12, 2007

Mini Mosher 

A young teen mosher who likes crap bands like slipknot and funeral for a friend and love bands when kerrang rate them but slag them off as soon as kerrang go off them. Gives moshers in general a bad name and do the metal sign to absolutely everything including to bands playing on blue peter. They are basically posers.

Those mini moshers are spoiling the metal industry for everyone.

Why is that mini mosher wearing a ramones t-shirt I bet he doesn't have a fuckin' clue who they are

Mini Mosher by Matt December 11, 2003

Mini Mosher 

wee dudes. tryin to be cool. wear band hoddie and they dont kno wat the band r about. tryin to get popular. saying tht every single ned is bad jus coz they hav sed one thing to them and the care about it to much.

" you hear wat tht ned jus sed. omg i am gona cry. i hate them all"

Mini Mosher by hettyness April 5, 2005

mini mosher 

annoying little wannabie bastards who buy the clothes and want to be alternative, genrally try to be as violent as townies whilst pretending there goths. listen to shit like slipknot and "pop-punk" (contradiction in terms i know) like blink 18suckarse.
If you ever see one even remotely near a real mosh, get in there and beat the fuck out of those annoying twats

/mini-mosher before- "ahh yeah mate, lets go start a mosh to blink 182"
/crying mini-mosher- "ahh man, i couldnt get out of the mosh and somone trod on my toe"

mini mosher by random February 28, 2004

mini mosher 

a little lad or ladette stil tryin to find there identify....(*hense da mini part ov mini mosher*)

p.s fr all use u think mini moshers r tryin 2 b goth by saying that no1 understand them then i have sum advice look definition of goth or IDIOT!!!
xx

a lil kid dts all hyper n screamin normally wid an mp3 player blastin dwn his ear (*no reason hes screamin *)

****step on that piece ov shit mini mosher n walk away wid a smile frm a job wel done****

mini mosher by spudlink July 6, 2006