Canadian Deshbhakt

Akshay Kumar is widely known as Canadian Deshbhakt.
Canadian Deshbhakt Akshay Kumar is the inventor of Flops & Disasters. Till date he has given 80 Flops which is unbeaten record!
Canadian Deshbhakt Akshay Kumar plays Patriotic Card during the release of his films & after that its validity expires.

Google Canadian Deshbhakt, you will see ugly face of Akshay Kumar

Canadian Deshbhakt by Hari Om Bhatiya Dhaba Wale May 26, 2020

CanClit

A Canadian literature institution made of "Cans" and "Clits", where curiously enough, straight male nerds use women as sex objects. Yet women - who oblige or not - employ said-nerd-men as useful idiots to advance their literary career aspirations.

CanClit relies on the motto "Yes I Can?" and various other hijacked / hackneyed literary slogans for its cause, cause it really can't. If it could, it wouldn't be mired in identity / sexuality / cultural appropriation / power politicking, and other vain rubbish.

Other important slogans are, "Those who can, can. Those who can't, teach." and "Can you do the can-can?"

- Gee! Sheila's mad at Freddy because the burgeoning "literary career" he promised her after much sex, left her in financial disrepair, eh. Oh well, she'll call on the virile "CanClit" hashtag for a publicity boost!

- Whoo! Shamus is annoyed at Morgan cause he didn't share the CanClit poon! Such a selfish little itty-bitty! There's enough to go around on - and off campus!

- The publisher sifted through piles of manuscripts, and mistakenly thought she stumbled on the next Atwood. Instead, she "chanced" upon yet another CanClit story... And needless to say, the manuscript doesn't warrant a response!

- Real writers explore the world with open eyes and think education is a cruel expensive joke. CanClit writers receive training in unispiring institutions, that cost tuition and sexual favors in exchange for degrees. Well, degrees aren't cred or good lit - guess what kinda literature people want to read- and which kind they'll avoid? "Can" you do that?

CanClit by RonMac December 15, 2019

CanLit 

Canadian literature.

Overall, a literary 'scene' that used to hinge on rural tropes, miserable long winters, hockey eh, and ironic heroism. Yet with the rise of postmodernism and cultural globalization, Canlit has 'evolved' to literature frequently mired in identity, cultural appropriation, sexuality, power politics and other vain pretentious postmodern rubbish.

Canlit is a potemkin cultural effort to establish literary relevance, because Canada is actually a first world resource colony / banana republic, with culture determined by difference, resentment and a lust for reparations. Perhaps Canlit stands as a global signpost for the age of vacuous social media, rebooted CGI films, musical mashups approximating innovative originality, and a general loss of humanist transcendence in the wake of ascendant cybernetic fascism.

Sheldon: "Read anything good lately?"
Whitey: "MmmmHmmm yes some good Canlit!"
Sheldon: "Oh ye soap opera gobshite - to the dust bin now."

OR

Laura: "Professor ShamishBBBlashga just published a real tour de force for Canlit! A booker awaits on the horizon."
Ellen: "Oh geeez eeeeesh - yeah another grant-absorbing pomo wannabe drunk prof leads the way, eh?"
Laura: "He brought some students along for the ride!"
Ellen: "Yes, we all know that, wink-wink!"

CanLit by RonMac December 15, 2019

CLEARLY CANADIAN

Clearly Canadian is a North American premium sparkling water brand, most popular for its flavored waters, produced by Clearly Canadian Beverage Corporation of Canada. The company and brand were founded in 1987.citation needed The brand is well known throughout North America, Scandinavia, parts of Europe and Japan and was extremely popular in the 1980s and 90s. The brand remains most recognized by baby-boomers and Generations X and Y.

Founded in 1987 by Canadians in British Columbia, Canada, the brand came to prominence over the following 15 years after selling over 2 billion bottles worldwide, within Canada Clearly Canadian is considered a national heritage brand.

The firm has owned at one time or other: My Organic Baby, DMR Food Corporation; and Cascade Clear Water Co.

What are you drinking for lunch?
Oh, Johnny I am having me a Clearly Canadian!
A Clearly Canadian, man I have not had one of those effervescent beverages in a long time!

CLEARLY CANADIAN by david faustino May 21, 2013

Canadian Rupee 

A term used to isolate Canadian money as a strange and unusual currency, much like the country to America.

Linus: This product is worth 100 Canadian Rupees

Canadian Rupee by MoistNapkin April 2, 2016

Canal Water 

Menstrual flow.

When Dionne Warwick was messed up on heroin in the early 1970s and a critic blasted her bizarre concert performance, she phoned the guy and screamed at him: "Yo mama suck canal water!"

Canal Water by Joey Buffalo January 24, 2015

True Canadian Shotgun 

A True Canadian Shotgun (TCS) is the best pick-me-up for any time of the day. Although this shot gun uses Tim Hortons coffee instead of beer there is still some alcohol involved. A TCS is made up of three liquids: Tims coffee in a Tims to-go cup (as mentioned before), Canadian maple syrup, and Canadian rye whisky (preferably Crown Royal).

To do a TCS you first make sure the lid to your coffee is on well, then flip the cup upside down and poke a hole into the cup, just like you would if you were shotgunning normally. Then add a shot of whisky to the coffee and shotgun away. After you have shotgunned the coffee and whisky mixture use Maple Syrup as a chaser.

A good drinking game to play is whenever you see a moose you have to do a True Canadian Shotgun. (Best played when in Newfoundland)

Dean: Damn Jack you seem really down.
Jack: Stephanie just dumped me because I’ve been bangin the noodle to much.
Dean: Harsh man, here come do a True Canadian Shotgun with me and you’ll feel better.

True Canadian Shotgun by 5wampDaddy July 17, 2018