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Pan tostado 

Pan tostado is an expression that someone use when they want to make reference to the soldiers that work for free in the southern lands of the Caucasian Afghanistan. The expression can also be a reference to a journalist that is lost in the war.
Xavier is a Pan Tostado, we have to send our regards to his family.
A person in a state of permanent intellectual delirium, induced by repeatedly overdosing on ethanol and/or other mind-altering substances. First observed in the bars of Kampala, though location can be subject to variation. Not to be confused with a village idiot, as the latter generally displays a higher degree of self-awareness.
This guy seems to have fallen into a drunken stupor.

No bro, he’s just a tostado.
Tostado by lugambo August 25, 2022

testacolies 

Testacolies is the same as balls or nutsack
"that asshole just hit me in my testacolies"
testacolies by bud melba October 15, 2004

tostadocrastination

This is when you're watching TV and you have a bag of tostados and the dip, and you procrastinate opening it because you don't want to miss whats on TV.
I am procrastinating right now, by entering this definition for tostadocrastination.
tostadocrastination by Adel7 March 28, 2009

Tostado_ 

Best badorkbee member no one can surpass him
Oh noo. Tostado_ best member is here what we gonna do.
Tostado_ by Tostado_ August 23, 2022