lambardi slap 

To slap someone with your dick, preferably in the face

Dante Lambardi Slapped Marlene in the face

lambardi slap by lambardi slap October 11, 2007

Lambardi Slap 

To whip out your dick and slap someone in the face with it

Dante Lambardi Slapped Marlene when she didnt suck his dick

Lambardi Slap by alaa October 18, 2007

lombardi slap 

The act of smacking one's penis across another's face

The morning after heavy drinking, the horizontal red welt on his face was evidence that he received a Lombardi Slap after passing out.

lombardi slap by Pimpo June 10, 2004

Lombardi Slap 

The act of hitting sombody in the face with a flaccid penis.

Jon was lombardi slapped by a jiggly elephant penis and it created a welt across his face.

Lombardi Slap by dickmonster69 August 29, 2011