blootix 

Sexual union between two organisms, oftentimes homosexual; An instance where two homosexuals, usually male, are engaging in sexual activity; Infinitive form: To bloot.

"Dude, I can't believe that your mom caught us in mid-blootix!"
"I'm inclined to think that my butthurt is a direct result of your surprise blootix last night."

blootix by zackary January 3, 2009

Blootie 

A blootie is the combination of bloody and cootie.

Use it when referring to a girl being on her period.

Gross... That chick has a blootie. I'm not fucking her.

Blootie by Ben 317 Pro December 15, 2011

bloorixcontomerary 

That moment when you realize you left a tampon in for 17 hours.

A total insufferable fuckwit moment.

Uterus 1: the little bitch is having a bloorixcontomerary. she better not kill me.
Uterus 2: lmao yeah. prepare to die

bloorixcontomerary by aanikaelle October 1, 2019

Blooties

Panty style bloomers.

Jodi updated her underwear to Blooties, hopeful that they will not show through her leggings.

Blooties by Shunt89 September 14, 2021