porklet 

A man or woman that is only slightly overweight, mildly chunky, or a little tubby; not a full porker.

"That girl was thin in high school, but now she's a porklet. She needs to hit the gym before she becomes a full porker."

porklet by Bamalamadingdong August 17, 2007

Portlethen 

Portlethen is a really cool school
Absolutely amazing!

So many junkies go here!
And so many slags!
The school gym smells like socks and the place is just overall minging.
Fat teachers like mr Douglas that eats all the chocolate cake, swear he has about 3 a day.
He sits and plays with his army figures.
Best school 10/10

Why do you go to portlethen?
Because it does good cake

Portlethen by Ooglebooglehahahshgsgsgsgasg April 18, 2019

Porket 

The pocket you put your bacon in.

I'll keep this bacon in my porket for later.

Porket by Cap'n Harder July 2, 2009

Pocklet

A food or treat that is unexpectedly filled with a sweet substance; most often chocolate, but can be jelly, cheese, etc. Within one food item, there can be one pocklet or many, it does not matter.

"Wow! This croissant has the most amazing flavor pocklets!"

Pocklet by sjlaw52 July 12, 2009

pocklet bar 

A chocolate bar you stick in your pocket, is forgotten, becomes a melty mess packet of goodness and is then found usually at the end of the day or when your wife checks your pockets before putting them in the wash.

eg. "Tim you shouldn't put that chocolate bar in your pocket, you know you will forget and it will be a pocklet bar by tonight."

pocklet bar by Maggiemootimmiitoo October 31, 2009

portlethen 

The best academy out there if you think otherwise I'll touch your nan

Oi porty is proper swag right fam

YO PORTY IS IGHT YOU GET ME FAM

portlethen means "cool"

portlethen by Sub2Pewdiepie_and_WillNE January 22, 2019

Porkpetual (motion) 

It's the back and forth motion of a porky rod or a sausage.

Easily mistaken for perpetual (motion).

Dude did you see the sausage rolling yesterday.

Hell yeah dude, that was some serious porkpetual (motion).

Porkpetual (motion) by Pöspi maxi November 4, 2019