dive bombing 

To begin taking a shit while still hovering over the toilet and quickly sitting down. This usually hits the target, but sometimes shit lands outside the target causing coscateral damage.

After eating five burritos I could feel a donkey turn coming. I ran to the crapper but ended up dive bombing it anyhow.

dive bombing by the defecation station July 4, 2008

Dive Bombing 

When you suspend yourself in a bathroom stall, using the stall walls, and proceed to poop into the toilet below.

Holy shit, did you see Lixxx dive bombing in the bathroom the other day? It fell like 4 feet before it hit the toilet!

Dive Bombing by Captains of Fun September 16, 2010

dive bombing 

Gently(or roughly) sliding your cock in a girls mouth while she's laying down

Yo, I was dive bombing Mary last night and nut in her mouth!

dive bombing by tombston75 July 1, 2009

Dive Bombing 

Jumping from a 40ft ladder while naked, as to slam into the lubed up vagina of a woman at the bottom of the ladder, all while screeching like a German Junkers Ju 87's ram-air siren!

I was Dive Bombing my girlfriend yesterday. Sadly we had to stop, as we woke up her parents

Dive Bombing by TheTipsySailor March 13, 2024

dive-bombing

Method of attack in military circles. As the name suggests, you dive before dumping a bomb on a target. Used as a means to increase accuracy of bombing, plus it is bloody satisfying, especially if you get a one-bomb double kill. Specialised dive-bombing aircraft like the Ju-87 Stuka, D3A or SB2C are used for such roles.

For best results, conduct dive-bombing in a Ju 87 with Jericho trumpets, and relish in the opposition's terror.

dive-bombing by A Random European Gamer April 9, 2021

Dive-Bombing Turd 

Relating to some-one's actions or words. Going against social norms in less than reputable ways that ruin evenings without offering humorous anecdotes in return.

John is such a dive-bombing turd for saying that girl was fat. He could've atleast made it funny.

Dive-Bombing Turd by Dutch Kace January 12, 2011

Divebombing 

When the girl does a hand stand with her ass in the air, the the man subsequently runs at her fully erect and dives attempting to land directly in her.

Man I should be an olympian or some shit, I pulled off divebombing this girl yesterday!

Divebombing by Modus1 October 4, 2019