Beat it like a rented mule Share definition Flag To beat someone, as you would a mule that did not belong to you. Without hesitancey. Bitch, I'm gonna beat you like a rented Mule. Beat it like a rented mule by Philip September 12, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the Beat it like a rented mule mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch