fart monger

one who enjoys the smell of farts and is usually hanging around bad smelling areas.

livio, get out of the bathroom and stop being such a fart monger.

fart monger by wolf January 11, 2005

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Fart Monger

Someone who in all in someone's farting business

"Hey, these are MY farts. Stay out of my business you fart monger!!

Fart Monger by Gra-ham-crak-ker September 30, 2017

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fartmonger

One who hoards fart, or a hoarder of farts. A person who acts like a jackass.

He is such a fartmonger.

fartmonger by eddie aka mshake July 16, 2007

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fatmonger

Noun. A person whole collects, stores and sells fat.

Wow, that girl is a fatmonger, I wish she would sell some of her fat to a gastrointestinal surgeon, or Gold's Gym.

fatmonger by jackiebauer March 4, 2008

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