Guy 1: Man, my shoulder is killing me!
Guy 2: Well what happened 2 it?
Guy 1: I have been playing my Wii alot lately.
Guy 2: Sounds like u got Wiiitis ,dude.
A "Sport" injury contracted by playing too much Nintendo Wii. Injuries can include "tennis-elbow" from the Wii Tennis game or "Bowling Shoulder" from Wii Bowling. Please use extreme caution when playing Nintendo Wii.
Guy #1 Hey man! let's goclubbin' Guy #2 Are you kidding? I've got a bad case of the "Wiiitis".
Guy #1 Too Much Warrior Wave, eh?
Guy #2 Ugh... I can hardly move!
A statistic of questionable reliability, often completely ridiculus, but that is assumed to be fact, usually found on wikipedia. Can also be applied to any statistic found on wikipedia.
"Did you know that 4 out of every 10 eskimo children are eaten by wolves before the age of twelve?"
"For serious man, or is that just another wikitistic?"