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parkinsons 

1. A degenerative disorder of the central nervous system characterized by tremor and impaired muscular coordination.
2. Degenerative motor control disorder occuring the morning after consuming large quatities of alcohol also known as the shakes.
I can't hold on to the tv remote this morning because I've got a touch of the Parkinsons.
parkinsons by Yada yada April 24, 2003

parkinsons 

A disease that affects the brain, making the person who has it shake around unless they are on medication.
Stem cell research can help people with Parkinsons, but that idot Bush and those dumbfucking Conservatives won't let stem cells be used for treatment.
parkinsons by weirdgirl June 26, 2003

Parkinsons 

When you have an orgasm so good you still shake and tremble hours after it, similar to someone who has Parkinson's disease. Your hands shiver, your body trembles for a long time, where people would think that you have that disease.
My boyfriend gave me Parkinsons the other day and I was walking like I was electrocuted or something. Many people thought that I had Parkinsons but I told them it was just the aftershock of a good orgasm.

I got the best sex the other day and I couldn't walk afterwards, it was like I had Parkinson's because my body couldn't stop shaking for hours.
Parkinsons by MsSnit November 13, 2011

Parkinsons 

After a night on the sauce and you wake up with tremors
Went to hard last night and woke up with parkinsons this morning
Parkinsons by Cooperativeeel April 13, 2017

Parkinsons Uppercut

When you shake your fist while raising your arm, much like someone with parkinsons does when they're angry.

It's also known as the Old Man Fist Pump.
A guy cuts you off while driving, you show him the Parkinsons Uppercut!

When someone tells a bad joke, you can let them know you're going to give them the Parkinsons Uppercut, in which you'll hit them 100 times...very softly.

Parkinsons Drunk 

A state of drunkenness that makes one imitate the sporadic and uncontrollable movements of someone with parkinson's disease. This imitation is caused by nearly falling over and catching yourself, or almost passing out while walking.
Did you see that sloppy albino rhino on the dance floor? That war pig was parkinsons drunk.