Hey man that’s not cool 

What you say when you get caught in 4K kissing your waifu on a pillow

*shines a flashlight*
Sandals: *kissing a pillow* hey man that’s not cool

Hey man that’s not cool by JDMF April 14, 2024

cool man syndrome

when you have the cool man sydrome you become cool

your skin around your face form around your eyes to create sunglasses and you are forced to always have a straight face
you also always have to wear cool man clothes, like a t shirt and jeans or pants
anything that is not those will make your skin make it's own clothing out of the same material

"hey joe, you look like you got cool man syndrome."

"it's because i do, george, we talked about this."

"so how's the family?"

cool man syndrome by Gynuq December 15, 2019

Cool man shades

the act of wearing dark tinted sunglasses inside of a building or at night.

hey, look at that guy, he is definitely cool man shades.

Cool man shades by flankplank December 1, 2011

Cool stuff man 

(n). A word you use after a boring person texts you telling you about things you don't care to reply to thus pissing them off by only saying this. Mostly meaning "I DON'T CARE" But in a slightly nicer way. A great subject-changer!

Boring person: (After a profusely long story about things that don't concern you)

You Reply: Cool stuff man.

And change the subject.

Cool stuff man by RBSlover :) January 3, 2011