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Cheese Grater 

A "Cheese Grater" is someone of incredibly low inteligence. The term Cheese Grater comes from the belief that all inteligent people start with a base I.Q. Like cheese (you start with so much), and these imbeciles come along and shred every precious point from you; simmilarly to how one grates a cheese block.
Teacher: Melissa, explain to me the importance of Planck's Constant.

Melissa: What did you say? Are you talking to me? Cause, um like I'm in the middle of texting some important people , duh.

T: Melissa you stupid cheese grater, get out.

M: But I didn't do anything
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Cheese grater 

A cheese grater is a item used to grate cheese. Just don’t use it around furries especially with raccoon in the same sentence.
Me: I’m going to grate cheese with a cheese grater.
Normie: ok but why do I need to know that?
Furry: (war flashbacks)
Cheese grater by Greemb March 24, 2021

cheese grater 

When a girl is giving you a blowjob and she uses too much teeth (or any teeth) so you moan a little because of the pain and so she thinks she is doing a good job and keeps going! But you don't want here to stop, so you let her keep going and keep moaning and the vicious cycle continues!
Man, last night I let some bogan bitch suck my cock and she put me through the cheese grater!
cheese grater by davy_boy June 15, 2007

cheese grater 

a machine that destroys blocks of cheese in seconds
allan use a cheese grater to destroy the cheese.
cheese grater by r3t1k0 February 24, 2021

cheese grater 

A Mac Pro or Power Mac G5, so-called because the front of the computer has holes and a handle that make it look like a cheese grater.
cheese grater by chonk cat January 18, 2013

cheese grater 

a bitch wit braces that gives head and cuts yo penis
Dun get wit that bitch, she's a cheese grater.
cheese grater by e dog April 28, 2004

Cheese grater 

When you shit in the shower and grate the shit down the drain with your foot.
I had to shit so bad I let a log fall shower , so I used the cheese grater to get I down the drain.