The Wipers 

Insane punk band from Portland, OR formed in 1978. This band is one of the earliest American purveyors of punk and its influences are noted in other successful acts such as Nirvana and Scratch Acid.

The Wipers rock! My favorite album is "Is This Real?", you can totally tell the lyrics about being maladjusted are being sung from the pit of Greg Sage's heart.

The Wipers by Miles the Magnificent September 16, 2010

the rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse 

expression used when someone gives a pitiful excuse for thier actions. Smell what I'm cooking?

The rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse

the rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004

The Windshield Wiper 

One must ejaculate his load on on a crying girl's face, and when done, you must tell the girl "it's okay baby", whilst wiping your load/ tears off of the girls face with your dick and making squeaking noise, like an actual windshield wiper would.

Hey girl, sorry for getting my load in your eyes, how about I make it up to you and break out the windshield wiper?

The Windshield Wiper by FatD July 21, 2009

Widerstehest the Almighty Egg 

A god of peace and order, taking the form of an ordinary chicken egg. His followers are a small cult with about 10-15 members.

"Look it's Widerstehest the Almighty Egg, the god of Peace!

Widerstehest the Almighty Egg by SovOverlord April 23, 2022

The window wiper 

The act of a gentleman duffing his spunk upon the belly of his consenting partner and then proceeding to vigorously wipe it off using his penis with window wiping type strokes.

I just the window wiper on ma bitch las night bro

The window wiper by Wipey McWindow May 29, 2020

The Bilateral Backside WipeOsaurusRex 

When the Big Ass Bowel Movement becomes so wet, watery, and wild, that you can no longer decipher exactly where shit has landed. So you are forced to roll out a big piece of toilet paper and fold it into one extra long piece of paper. Then (crucially) grabbing it with BOTH hands and simultaneously wiping both Ass cheeks at the same time, to ensure all remnants of watery shit are effectively removed from the ass cheeks.

"Dude! I just had to pull out The Bilateral Backside WipeOsaurusRex in there! Was a shittastrophy!"

"Last night I ate an entire pint of whiskey flavored ice cream... been doing The Bilateral Backside WipeOsaurusRex all morning!!!"

The Bilateral Backside WipeOsaurusRex by Thetoledotootsieroll July 10, 2025

the curse of a thousand wipes 

The poop that never comes off your ass

I have benn plagued by the curse of a thousand wipes

the curse of a thousand wipes by Poopguy12 September 7, 2020