MOPD 

MOP Disorder or Multiple Online Personality Disorder

A disorder affecting people who have a page on all the popular social networking sites.

In medical terms, a neurotic compulsion to create and maintain multiple online social network personae each of which becomes dominant and controls the behavior from time to time to the exclusion of the non-virtual personality.

I have like no idea what the weather was like today; I spent the whole day maintaining my MOPD—I guess I should embed a weather feed.

MOPD by Tony Hale May 12, 2008

mopdep 

to be moping whilst in depression

bro today got me feeling mopdep

mopdep by yahmmmmmyay May 23, 2018

Mopdive 

A mopdive is when a guy has a lot of pubes and is rather overgrown and named so as well... sometimes with a lot of hair.. a cock can look like a mop!

Guys complain that girls don't do this sometimes and if a girl does it for a guy then a guy should do it for a girl! Just manners.
I dont wana be down on someone and get pubes in my teeth! I aint into flossing just like guys aint!

GET IT SORTED BOYS!! LOL

Omg he was minging! It was like totally mopdiving.

He was a mopdive.

Mopdive by MsBanani July 19, 2010

Mopde 

Forcing yourself to have no sense of humour just so that you can pretend someone way cooler than you isn't funny, when he so totally is.

Brock: Man, look at this funny shit.

Moe: Hm. I felt my face initiate smirk mode, then give up.

Brock: Smirk mode... or smirk mopde?

Mopde by Pete Marx October 23, 2012