Extremely drunk. Hence falling down and getting rocks in your boots.
He was so drunk at the ranch last night that he went flying over the fence then wiped out in the gravel mudpile and awoke the next morning with rocks in his boots.
He was bootrocked
When a girl (most likely some sort of prostitute) fills a condom with various drugs and inserts it to a mans ass. After insertion, the condom is poped releasing the drugs and causing the man to get a massive erection. Usually, the only way to get rid of the erection is to go to the hospital and get the penis lanced by a doctor.
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.