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There are three reasons you're here

a) You do not know what the fuck you're meant to do with your life.
b) It sounds like you're about to say the word fuck.
c) It's very likely you're an alien that has escaped from Area 51, and has stole a phone from a humanoid and you're trying to figure out how to use its keyboard
Me: *Dies in a mission in GTA Online*
Also me: ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

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For when "Fuck" just isn't enough. An expression of pure rage. Basically an extended version of "Fuck", it would be pronounced: "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Janitor: I'm watching The Sixth Sense... this kid sees dead people.

Dr Cox: Bruce Willis is a ghost! He's been dead the whole time! Oops!

Janitor: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF



Dude (to girlfriend): I love you.

Girlfriend: I'm breaking up with you. I've also been secretly fucking your best friend. I hold an inexplicable grudge against you for being such a nice guy, don't ever talk to me again.

Dude: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

FFFFFFFourth of July 

A reference to crude sexual behavior with women:

Find them, French them, Feel them, Finger them, F*ck them, Forget them - Fourth of July
Varsity Football 3, 4; J. V. Football 2; Freshman Football 1; Varsity Basketball 3, 4 (Captain); Frosh Basketball (Captain); J. V. Basketball (Captain); Varsity Spring Track 3; Little Hoya 3, 4*** Landon Rocks and Bowling Alley Assault — What a Night; Georgetown vs. Louisville — Who Won That Game Anyway?; Extinguisher; Summer of ‘82 — Total Spins (Rehobeth 10, 9...); Orioles vs. Red Sox — Who Won, Anyway?; Keg City Club (Treasurer) — 100 Kegs or Bust; redacted — I Survived the FFFFFFFourth of July; Renate Alumnius; Malibu Fan Club; Ow, Neatness 2, 3; Devil’s Triangle; Down Geezer, Easy, Spike, How ya’ doin’, Errr Ah; Rehobeth Police Fan Club (with Shorty); St. Michael’s...This is a Whack; redacted Fan Club; Judge — Have You Boofed Yet?; Beach Week Ralph Club — Biggest Contributor; redacted — Tainted Whack; redacted; Beach Week 3-107th Street; Those Prep Guys are the Biggest...; GONZAGA YOU’RE LUCKY.

--Brett Kavanaugh
FFFFFFFourth of July by Erca83 September 26, 2018

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Me in game:*dies*
Me irl:fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

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When your so god damn bored you just want to see how many dumbass things are on urban dictionary
Me: I wonder how many dumb this are on urban dictionary
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Me: *sees nothing* welp i guess I'm writing my own
Me: *writes this*