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Rado is a Slavic god who may be a bit intimidating at first, but only because you're not nearly as cool as he. He's wrestled bears WHILE stealing your girl, and jumping through spinning helicopter blades. His manly aura would melt a pool filled with candles. He makes Viktor Krum piss himself and he isn't even a wizard. Rado is in perfect shape but never works out. His velvet laughter is the natural force which wakes up bees and gets them to pollinate flowers.

His sneezes are the most potent aphrodisiac known to man. His taste in music is too refined for common ears to appreciate, and he's always the most well-read person on every subject.

God bless Rado, the Pride of Bulgaria. Nay, humanity.
Louis: Have you heard of Rado?
Johnny: No I haven't heard of Rado.
Time-space continuum: *stops*
Rado by polyglotjew November 19, 2016
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Can kick EVERYBODY'S ass in ANY sport and means 'pimp' in gangster terms
Look at that Rado gettin' them hoes nigga
Rado by luker316 May 3, 2008
Nickname for VW Corrado. (commonly used by Volkswagen enthusiasts)
Wooaah, look at that jetta coupe.....I mean Rado.

I just threw some nice Schmidts on my rado.
Rado by Street.Nations October 28, 2008
He is a calm dude but don’t f*ck with him he hides all that anger deep inside him but he is kind if you don’t start beef with him. Just make sure you don’t spread rumors about him if you do and he finds out your a dead man or girl not assuming genders or anything like that. Any ways you get the point.
Yo what’s up Rado
a person who terrorises tall slim kids with huge dicks
oh noo , Rado will beat me up
Rado by RADOUUKEN February 29, 2016
Rado is a {Bulgarian} gym {god}. When he enters the gym everyone knows they're gonna see the workout of their lifes. When he does {flex}, all the girls (and also the boys) sweep off their feet. He is blindingly handsome but also the nicest human being ever.
Person: I feel like I'm not doing enough in the {gym}..

Friend: Man, you need to start training like a Rado and you'll get {stredded}!
Rado by den4aka January 8, 2018