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Hakuna your tatas 

An alternative phrase to "Calm your tits".

Other examples are "Sooth your boobs", "De-stress your breasts", "Undo the calamity that is your mammaries" and "Adjust your bust before it combusts".

I also like "Give your chest a rest" and "Don't have a rack attack".
Jenna: OMG I'm stressing out over this test! If I don't get a good score, I'll fail the semester and then I'll fail the year, ruining my life and I'll end up homeless because I cant get a job and...

Mark: Dude, hakuna your tatas. It's just one test.
Related Words
Tstash tetas Tutas titastic Tistastic titasaurus tsatsas TSTA TsTs Gui Tststs

Can'tstandniggaswhocapGender 

When you are a person can't stand niggas who cap so much that you sexually identify as one.
Honestly bro I'm tired of these niggas always capping, I'm might just start identifying as Can'tstandniggaswhocapGender.
Tsatsii is a sweet kind girl she puts others first before herself, she sacrifices for those she loves and cares about people. Tsatsii is an empath and as kind and beautiful as she is on the inside she is beyond gorgeous on the outside, she is a ray of light wherever she goes, you can not help but notice Tsatsii she has a great body and is very hot however she does not flaunt it and this makes her even sexier. Tsatsii's personality is a ten she is witty, funny, kind, empathetic, strong,smart and most of all loving. Tsatsii is ambitious and extremely smart usually with a higher than average IQ Tsatsii is always successful in what she does.
Tsatsii is very wise genuine and beautiful.
Tsatsii by Solarstars133 June 10, 2023
A very beautiful and talented person who is also very selfless and understanding.
Also, the name of a river passing through India.
Wow she's amazing. She's such a Titash.
titash by Leo Fitz August 17, 2016

titastrophe 

The inevitable outcome of poor breast augmentation.
John: Hey David, did you see Taylor's new boob-job? I've never seen such horrible craftsmanship.

David: Yea, man! That plastic surgeon should lose his license. She's a titastrophe!
titastrophe by HollywoodComis April 28, 2008
¡Ella tiene tetas grandisimas!
tetas by one & only April 16, 2006